The Sarah Woods Dating Agency
Fed up of not having anyone to dance with at cellar discos? Tired of standing around on street corners waiting to be molested? Sick of tripping over snogging couples in the Serpent Bar? If the answer to any of these questions is yes, then you need the Sarah Woods Computer Dating Service.
To get involved, simply fill in a postcard with your name, address, interests and description of your idea of your perfect partner (note1). Sarah will then find your ideal partner from the thousands already on her lists using the very latest in computer technology: a Nickson/Smørgbird triple repeating digital relationship calculator with extra attraction modulator and twin floppy compatibility drives (note2).
In order to avoid certain legal problems, the Manchester University Folk Dance Society is used as a cover. Meetings are held every Wednesday afternoon in the Solem Bar. It should be noticed that MUFDS is only a cover and no one will be forced to dance if they attend. The only dances performed are ritual courtship, marriage and mating dances (note3).
When a match has been found, you will be contacted confidentially via the MUFDS notice board, then left to arrange a meeting (note4).
You will also receive our monthly newsletter with details of who's:
who. So don't delay, send your form in today, stop work and play and you'll get a good lay.
This page last modified Sat Mar 25 2000 Rhod Davies